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Now Live:RMD AI v1.2 🎉DICKS RATED · TO DATE45,042AVG SCORE72.0TOP COUNTRY SCOREUS 78.4HIGHEST SCORE85STATUSALL SYSTEMS NOMINAL
Rate my dick —
scientifically.
A proprietary, custom-trained Computer Vision pipeline and analysis tool. No BS. Only data-driven facts.
Rate my dick, the private way: RateMyDick.ai is an AI dick rating. One photo in — real measurements and percentiles against a curated cohort out. No humans in between, no signup, and the photo purges itself within the hour unless you unlock. New to this? Here's what a dick rating is, and what people charge for one.
ENCRYPTED · TLS 1.3
Upload + at rest, never trained on
ANONYMOUS · NO ACCOUNT
Ephemeral device session
60-MIN AUTO-PURGE
Photos deleted unless unlocked
NEVER SOLD
Zero third-party data share
Live 3D scan · drag to rotate#A4C2·9E01 · 1,024 pts
$9.99 one-time · no subscription · lifetime access to your report
One photo unlocks it all.
01 · CASE FILEFull analysisScore, archetype, 5-pillar breakdown, share card, and a Verified Size badge when a trusted anonymous reference object is detected.View Sample Report →VERIFIED SIZE ELIGIBLE · NO SIGNUP REQUIRED
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How the AI dick rating works: five stages.
What happens to your photo, end to end. A proprietary computer-vision stack — custom-trained zone detection, pixel-precise segmentation, sub-pixel measurement off the traced outline — does all the measuring. A vision-language model then reads the surface qualities no ruler can reach and writes your notes — it never does the measuring. The two reads are computed independently so they cross-check each other, and everything ranks against a confidence-gated corpus.
Stage 1 · Photo
One photo from any angle. Re-encoded in your browser — EXIF stripped before anything leaves your device.
Sample fixture · stage previews are illustrative · real photo never shown
In units you can actually picture.
Drag the slider. Every comparison and the percentile update live — the same lab that ships inside your report.
6.4″33rd percentilecorpus median 7.2″ · n=3,374
Against that object
1.90×a credit card
you6.40″
credit card3.37″
difference+3.03″
Object dimensions from public sources · the scan is rendered at true relative scale, so the difference is geometry rather than camera distance.
Everyday objects
Pencil7.50″
Your length6.40″
Dollar bill6.14″
iPhone 175.89″
Soda can4.83″
Credit card3.37″
AA battery1.99″
Heights · measured in you
Statue of Libertyheel-to-torch2,011 × you
Eiffel Towertip to base1,998 × you
Empire State Buildingto the spire2,666 × you
Burj Khalifaarchitectural height5,106 × you
Mount Everestsummit elevation54,439 × you
Heights from public sources. Counts are approximate and shown as a scale reference.
Seven proprietary measurements.
Each one needs the full traced outline, not two tape measurements — which is why a human rater, a chatbot, or a tape measure cannot produce them.
NEW79th
0.83
Taper index
NEW78th
1.14×
Flare ratio
NEW31st
38% up
Peak girth locus
NEW31st
2.4
Midline wobble
NEW73rd
73rd
Shape rarity
NEW66th
0.62
Range position (PC1)
NEW81st
0.94
Outline smoothness
Twenty-nine numbers, all of them shown.
Nothing is held back behind a summary. Every metric arrives with your value, the corpus median, its interquartile range and whether it came from geometry or the vision model.
Size9
▪Length▪Girth (max)▪Girth (mean)▪Volume estimate▪Length : girth ratio▪Base width▪Mean shaft width▪Head width▪Head length
Shape9
▪Taper index▪Flare ratio▪Peak girth locus▪Waist locus▪Taper slope▪Head volume share▪Corona step▪Range position (PC1)▪Shape rarity
Symmetry6
▪Symmetry▪Curvature▪Midline wobble▪Dorsal–ventral asym.▪Left–right offset▪Outline smoothness
Surface5
▪Surface evenness▪Vein definition▪Tone contrast▪Grooming▪Read confidence
Eight distributions, one tick that's yours.
Every percentile is computed against 7,414 confidence-gated scans, and the clinical reference (Veale 2015) is overlaid rather than corrected away.
Length58th
you 6.4 in · median 6.2
Girth71st
you 5.1 in · median 4.8
Curvature22nd
you 8.2° · median 11
Flare ratio78th
you 1.14× · median 1.06
Taper index79th
you 0.83 · median 0.76
Symmetry93rd
you 91 · median 78
Peak girth locus31st
you 38% · median 44
Volume est.70th
you 13.2 in³ · median 11.4
Now live · The Studio
Your dick, your art.
The Studio reimagines your specimen as a gallery-worthy print — iconic styles, one unmistakably yours. Same engine, minus the clinical bits.
45 styles
Three ways to own your piece
Digital is live today; prints and commissions are on the way.
Digital
High-res files to post, print, or keep.
Prints
Gallery-quality prints & canvas, shipped.
Custom
Commission a one-off — your style, your call.
Turn any verified photo into a piece in about a minute. Unlocked a report? Your free bonus piece is already waiting.
Open The StudioFrequently asked questions.
Upload a photo and our AI computer-vision pipeline (114M parameters, trained on thousands of anonymized specimens) returns a full case file in about 6 seconds. The pipeline measures length, girth, curve, straightness, and shape across anatomy zones and visual attributes. The output is a composite score from 0–100, an archetype classification, and a percentile against the cohort. Not a ChatGPT wrapper — real CV with sub-pixel measurement precision.
Sub-pixel measurement precision against ground-truth annotations. The model uses a proprietary Computer Vision pipeline as the backbone with a custom measurement output specifically fine-tuned for anatomical analysis. Every analysis reports a confidence score; when conditions reduce accuracy (low-contrast base, partial framing, etc.), the report surfaces a quality flag and recommends a retake. The thousands of specimens in the training cohort are large enough that population-level statistics are stable, so your percentile reflects a real reference distribution rather than a guess.
Yes. Uploads are encrypted in transit (TLS 1.3) and stored encrypted at rest. Photos auto-purge from our servers after 60 minutes unless you unlock the full case file. We never share or sell your photo. No facial recognition is performed. Anonymous analyses aren't tied to any account or personally identifying information. Full details are in the privacy policy.
60 minutes by default for free anonymous analyses, then auto-purged. If you unlock the full case file, the photo is retained on your case file so you can revisit your report and apply photo-overlay skins. You can delete the photo at any time from your account dashboard, regardless of unlock status. If you tick the optional training box before analysing, we keep a cropped copy — tightly framed on the specimen, so no face or background — for up to 12 months to improve future models. Your original photo still purges on the normal schedule, and you can delete the crop at any time.
Free to upload and see your teaser report (silhouette, archetype, score range, percentile band). $9.99 one-time to unlock the full case file: exact composite score, all five pillar scores with drivers, exact percentile vs the cohort, share card, PDF download, and lifetime access to your report. No subscription, no recurring charges, no hidden fees.
Yes. No account required to run an analysis. We don't ask for your name, age (beyond an 18+ confirmation), or any personally identifying info. Anonymous analyses tie to an ephemeral device session, not to your identity. If you want to save case files across devices, you can create an optional free account at any point — that's the only time we link your reports to an email address.
Skins are a design overlay that can be purchased from the store, or uploaded by you to apply to your specimen. We drop new sets for special occasions and holidays on a monthly basis. If you create an account, you can save multiple and apply them across your uploads.
Among the 10,000+ user uploads in the RateMyDick.ai system, the median erect length sits in the 5.1–5.5 inch range (13.0–14.0 cm), and median erect girth in the 4.5–4.9 inch range (11.4–12.4 cm). These figures are consistent with the peer-reviewed anatomical literature, notably Veale et al. (2015) which aggregated 15,521 men across 20 studies. Your case file shows exactly where you sit against this distribution as a percentile.
Your percentile is the percentage of 10,000+ user uploads that scored at or below your composite score. A 75th percentile means three out of four uploads score lower than yours; a 50th percentile is exactly the median. Percentiles are computed against the same scoring model for every analysis, so they're directly comparable across different users and time periods.
An archetype is a classification of penile morphology based on length-to-girth ratio, curvature, head-to-shaft proportion, and a few subtler geometric features. RateMyDick.ai uses twelve archetypes — The Mushroom, The Tapered, The Pencil, The Anvil, The Cone, and others — and assigns each analysis to the closest match. Archetype is separate from score: a high-scoring Mushroom and a high-scoring Tapered both rank well, just along different geometric axes.
A dick rating is an assessment of size, shape and overall look. Most dick rating services are a person — a creator, a forum or a paid rater — giving an opinion on your photo. RateMyDick.ai is an AI dick rating: no human ever sees your photo. A computer-vision pipeline measures it, ranks every number against thousands of uploads and shows you the measurements behind your score in seconds. Compare every dick rating site, side by side
Yes. Uploading is free, and every analysis returns a free preview: your silhouette, archetype, score range and percentile band. The full case file, with your exact score and every measurement, is a one-time unlock. No subscription and no signup.
29 measurements in four groups. Size (9): length, girth, volume, length-to-girth ratio and the widths along the shaft and head. Shape (9): taper, flare, where girth peaks and narrows, and how rare your shape is. Symmetry (6): curvature, midline wobble and left–right offset. Surface (5): evenness, vein definition, tone contrast, grooming and read confidence. Size, shape and symmetry are measured from the traced outline; surface is read by a vision model. Every number comes with the cohort median and range, so you see exactly where you stand.
Get your dick rating. Run the pipeline on your photo.
One photo, no signup, ~5 seconds. Your image is processed then deleted. Get a full case file with score, archetype, silhouettes, and a free skin.
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